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Stewie: (singing) I want to have intercourse with you. Uh-oh-yep. Intergrade with you.
Brian: Relations.
Stewie: Intercourse with you-oo-oo-whoo! Right?
Brian: Yeah, no, groovy, that sounds adept.
Stewie: All correct, corking, keen. Now, is at that place a shorter word for intercourse?

Let's confront it, at that place'due south only one affair every living person (well, most people) has on his or her mind, always, and so it honestly shouldn't come as that much of a surprise that nigh songs y'all're going to hear over the course of your entire life are going to exist about or closely related to that one thing. People seem to really like hearing about it, and people seem to equally really like singing about it.

All sorts of euphemisms are used: making honey, getting lucky, getting laid, goin' downtown, hitting the jackpot, throwing the hot dog in the hallway, play 'hide the salami', making babe batter, buttering her bread, putting the key in the ignition, thrashing the thistle, scuba diving in the oasis, plugging the pudding portal, the ringing of Western farsi ankle bells, inserting the credit carte into the slot car, slamming the space jam in the dimensional pocket, bumping uglies, doing the horizontal tango, the hunka chunka, dancing the quilted mambo, firty ducking, woohooing, knocking boots, getting some rib, skoodilypooping, about tree fiddy, pounding the tuna, and the archetype (made popular by The Newlywed Game), making whoopie. No matter what it is or where information technology's coming from, they're all talking most the same thing and they all go the job done.

In case you were unable to infer what is being discussed, we are of course talking most sexual activity.

Songs of this type can go several ways:

1. Be subtle. Bury what you're really talking about in Double Entendres and Unusual Euphemisms. Examples include: trip the light fantastic, beloved, work, eat, ride, teach, hit, party, and play, as well as their synonyms and associated words. ("I wanna concord your hand"—is that all?)
2. Apply Lyrical Dissonance. Moral Guardians expect sexy songs to sound a certain fashion, usually slow and seductive. Use upbeat, folk, or pop music instead. If you do choose folk, you may not call up of Fairport Convention's "Come All Ye" in the same manner once more....
3. If your lines are short a couple of syllables, but add "Ooh", "Yeah", or "Baby".
4. Apply lots of panting and moaning. Also, include the audio of a woman giggling.
5. Utilise another linguistic communication. For example, "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" ^note Do you want to prevarication with me this night?
6. If all else fails, and then to hell with subtlety and only blatantly talk about sex activity anyway. Yous'll be surprised what you tin can become abroad with.

For certain cases, come across Anybody Is Jesus in Purgatory and Innocent Innuendo. For other cases, run across likewise Fanservice, formerly known as Playing to the Fetishes. For examples that are sung by groups of friends over a few beers rather than performed by professionals, see Bawdy Song.

Obligatory Bondage Vocal is when Intercourse with You gets kinky. Well, kinkier.

We but said that nearly all songs are about sexual practice. The rest are almost drugs. Or rock and ringlet. But, this is Intercourse with You.

Overlaps with Sexual Euphemism when examples of it are used. As intercourse is normally a consequence of successful seduction, a song may transition from a Seduction Lyric into this trope as it goes along.

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Soundtracks

    Anime & Manga

• The ED of Tokimeki Tonight, Harumi Kamo's Super Love Lotion, has lyrics almost how girls become more beautiful and attractive when they fall in love, making ever their shampoo scent more than seductive. The fact that the credit version features the teenage protagonist nude salvage for a greatcoat leaves this very clear.

    Films

• Clerks:

  My dear for you lot is like a truck, BER-SER-KER!
  Would you lot like some making fuck, BER-SER-KER!,

• Nigh of Aldous Snowfall's songs in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek are blatantly sexual, with song titles like "The Handclapping" and some other chosen "Ring Circular" that outright says that it's about anal sexual activity at the terminate of the vocal.
• Moulin Rouge! gives united states the song "Meet Me In The Red Room", which is sung from the betoken of a prostitute entertaining a customer. Complete with sexual sounds.
• Spring Intermission: "Exercise It To You" by Corrinne Alphen.
• Walk Hard. "Permit'southward Duet," is one long, drawn-out Double Entendre.

  Dewey Cox: In my dreams, you're blowin' me... *beat* Some kisses...

• Carnivorous! The Musical: Packerd'southward ballad about his horse ^annotation a stand in for Trey Parker's ex, "When I Was On Top Of You lot."
• Gotcha 1985 A college pupil, Johnathan Moore, quotes the song lyrics from Labelle's "Lady Marmalade", "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?", only to earn him a slap in the face!

  Daughter: Y'all asshole! *SLAP!!!*

    Live-Action TV

• Victoria Wood's "Ballad of Barry and Freda" (better known as "Let's Practice It") is about a middle-aged woman trying to persuade her husband to ... well:

  Permit's do it, permit's practise it,

  Exercise it til our hearts get smash!

  Go native, creative,

  Living in the living room,

  This folly, is jolly,

  Curve me over backwards on the hostess trolley,

  Let'south do it, let's practice information technology tonight!

• Flight of the Conchords: Parodied with "Business organisation Time" which is most sex in a very average union where the singer only lasts 2 minutes.
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend parodies this with "Sex with a Stranger". It'southward super edgeless nigh the vocaliser'due south anxieties:

  I'm sorry, I'll finish talking 'tour the murderer thing
  Let me get back to playin' with your thing
  You got a beautiful ass,
  Strong ass arms—
  Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it'due south just your penis.
  Have...
  You been tested for STDs?

• The Noddy Shop: Johnny Crawfish's song "Special", produced as promotional material for investors, is about doing this to women. The fact that it was made to promote a preschool show makes it a surprising matter to hear.

    Musical Theatre

• Chicago...and all that jazz.
• Immature Frankenstein: The Musical gives Elizabeth a ballad in Deed Two relating her joy at having at last found "Deep Love." (Accompanied by a whole bunch more adjectives.) This was performed at the Tony Awards.
  • And then of course, in that location's Inga'due south introductory number, "Roll in the Hay".
• Les Misérables has one of its well-nigh upbeat numbers, "Lovely Ladies," be all virtually the life of a seaside hooker! ("Rich men, poor men, leaders of the land/See 'em with their trousers off they're never quite as grand!") This is swiftly followed by Mood Whiplash.
• The song "I Cain't Say No" from Oklahoma! is about Ado Annie's disability to say "no" to boys and contains the lines: "Supposin' that he says that you're sweeter than cream/ And he'southward gotta have foam or die?". The show is mostly nigh dearest triangles, so it's no surprise that information technology's total of innuendo.
  • "And then I think of that ol' Golden Rule/An' do fer him what he would do fer me!" (In the 1998 RNT production Ado Annie spreads her legs on this line, leaving no doubts as to what she'southward talking nearly.)
• "The Point of No Return" from The Phantom of the Opera has very sexual themes including the lines: "In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining" and "When volition the blood begin to race/ The sleeping bud burst into blossom"...if yous know what I mean.
  • "Music of the Night" isn't much improve in that regard. "Touch me, trust me, relish each sensation..."
  • Subverted afterward, with a poesy that implies the Phantom is besides impotent. "That fate which condemns me/To wallow in blood/Has also denied me/The joys of the flesh" Given what happens in the sequel Love Never Dies though, he may have meant 'denied' in that no woman would have him, every bit he apparently could perform well enough to father a child with Christine.
• Pretty much any song from Jump Awakening, almost notably with "The Bowwow of Living" and "My Junk" being nearly masturbation and "Touch Me" and "The Word of Your Body" about desiring sex activity. "The Night I Know Well" is an example of sexual activity turned into horror, as it's about sexual corruption.
• The musical Wicked gives united states of america the beloved duet between Elphaba and Fiyero. Lines like "I'll wake up my body / and brand up for lost time," and Elphie'south seductive "I feel wicked" near the end make their intentions pretty articulate.
  • ... But information technology also makes the line "If information technology turns out it'southward over too fast" a bit unintentionally funny.
• Avenue Q has "Loud equally the Hell You lot Want (When Yous're Making Beloved)":

  Y'all're non allowed to be loud

  At the library

  At the art museum

  Or at a play

  But when you lot and your partner

  Are doing the nasty

  Don't behave like you're

  At the ballet!

  Cause y'all can exist as loud every bit

  The hell yous want

  When you're making dearest!

• RENT has "Contact," which is just 1 large orgy nether a bed sheet.
• The Threepenny Opera contains multiple examples:
• Slight disturbing, the corking Villain Vocal from the Disney movie The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Partly an aversion, as it'due south about resisting temptation, merely he doesn't leave any uncertainty what he actually wants.

  Similar burn down, Hellfire,
  This fire in my skin!
  This burning desire
  Is turning me to sin!

• "Expressionless Girl Walking" from Heathers. The entire song tin can exist summed up equally, "My life is going to be ruined come up Monday, I'thousand drunk, I'm in your yard, and so let's accept sex activity."
  • From the aforementioned musical, "Blueish" deliberately sounds like a romantic duet...just is still virtually two boys complaining about how badly they want sex activity.
• Pippin includes "With You," which (at to the lowest degree in the 2013 revival) starts out every bit a very sweet ballad and turns into a stylized orgy.
• Parodied in The Volume of Mormon with "Cognominate Me". It's actually a rather sweet song virtually Arnold baptizing Nabalungi, which simply so happens to exist his first. But the actual song is total of lyrics like "I'm about to practise information technology for the first time/ and I'm gonna do information technology with a girl", peradventure climaxing at "I'm wet with salvation! We only went all the fashion!"
• Caput Over Heels turns "Heaven is a Identify on Earth" into this.
• The Six song "All You Wanna Do"'due south chorus has "please me clasp me birds and the bees me".
• Hadestown has an instrumental break towards the end of "All I've Ever Known" where Orpheus and Eurydice have a stylized ballet to represent making beloved. Notable in that the vocal itself isn't about sex activity, though it does have Eurydice and Orpheus confessing their common love.

    Video Games

    Web Original

    Radio

• Howard Stern's "Every Human (Backside'south Back)" is a parody of "Everybody (Backstreet'due south Back)" past the Backstreet Boys.
• The Finnish radio station YleX has a tradition chosen "Summer Rubber Song", a sex ed campaign where they go a currently pop artist to make a song nearly safe sex. These songs tend to be about sex.

    Roleplay

• NoPixel: Outto-Tune Tyrone'south songs aren't exactly subtle; "Creampie" would probably be the best-known case, with some particularly spicy lyrics.

In-Universe

    Anime & Manga

• This trope sets off the whole plot of Mayu Shinjo'south Sensual Phrase story. A Cute Bookworm highschool girl writes some super steamy vocal lyrics and intends to send them to a contest, simply later on some freaky coincidences the lyric sheets end upwardly in the hands of a local rising rock star whose band is famous for its sensual songs...
• Ikenai Deadline from Macross Delta has ane especially countenance-raising gear up of lyrics:

  My caput is full (kirikirimai)
  I'm going fifty-fifty further (saranaru chi e to)
  My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)
  I can't control my torso (karada wa seigyo funou)
  I'm coming (icchau kamone)
  We screwed effectually equally friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)
  We sought each other as something more than (mo tome atta ano hiki to)

  • Earlier Ikenai Borderline there was Pink Monsoon past Sheryl Nome. For that note, this is just the first verse (subsequently the "infant pinkish monsoon" refrain):

  Till morning time the 2 of us are just spinning around (asa made futari just spinning around)
  There's enough of time to autumn in dear (koi suru jikan wa tappuri aru no yo)
  Be my boyfriend
  Using our youth pointlessly (wakasa o mudazukai shitai)
  Let's go derailed and ruined together (issho ni dassen shite dainashi ni shite)
  Become even more deeply involved with me (motto fukaku kakawatte yo)
  This position (kono position)
  Is the best, yous know? (saikou datte wakaru desho?)

• In an episode of Marginal #four, Atom has problem understanding the lyrics of their new song, "Shinobi - Only a Heaven" (where "heaven" is written with the kanji for "climax").

  A premonition of danger
  Just there'due south no turning dorsum for the 2 of us
  Skin touches skin, in that moment
  Lightning shoots through our bodies

• One of the ii openings from Tsukiuta the Animation, "Gravitic Love" by Vi Gravity (one of the show's main idol units), is very much this sort of thing. If you doubt it after the way they sing "I wanna mess you up," simply check Hajime's moan at the end of the chorus (1:17).

    Films — Animated

• The vocal "Getting Lucky" in The Chipmunk Run a risk.

    Films — Live-Action

• In the classic Mockumentary This is Spın̈al Tap, interviewer Marty comes upon Nigel composing a lovely, tranquillity vocal, which Nigel says is inspired by Mozart and Bach. When Marty asks its name, Nigel replies "Well, this piece is chosen "Lick My Beloved Pump"."
• Aldous Snow'southward song "Inside of You" in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
  • Then well-nigh of the songs on the Go Him to the Greek soundtrack.
  • Particularly "Ring Round My Rosie" in Become Him to the Greek. "I'm talking almost my asshole".
• All the groundwork music from the 2001 film version of Josie and the Pussycats is like this (and NSFW at that).
• The Onion Movie parodied this with the creative person Melissa Cherry (a parody of Britney Spears) whose songs all sound extremely suggestive, however she insists they're entirely innocent.
• Parodied in Semi-Pro, where the principal graphic symbol sings a vocal chosen "Beloved Me Sexy", request women if they would similar to Love, Lick and/or Suck Will Ferrel sexy.
• In War, Inc., Hilary Duff's character (a parody of the sexy teenybopper type of performer) has a song called "I Wanna Blow You lot Up." The first chorus starts with "I wanna accident you....upwards." and the bridge consists of "I wanna blow you, blow you, blow you, accident you....up." Not terribly subtle.
• In the Israeli one-act motion-picture show "זוהי סדום" ("This Is Sodomy") as in the biblical city of Sodom, not the criminal offence, which retells the biblical story from a "modern" betoken of view, Lot'due south wife is presented every bit-as a fat, evil harridan whose "cooking" consists of drowning tiny $.25 of whatsoever she makes in mountains of salt. She hates Lot for existence a poor sucker (recall, he was the only virtuous man in the biblical version of Vegas) and e'er complains about how she had a promising career as a singer before she married. The only example of her "old glory" we become to see is a trippy video clip the music of which consists solely of a synthesized "KNOW ME, KNOW ME, KNOW ME, KNOW ME..." (a joke at the biblical employ of "knowing" someone)
• Ty Webb sings "I Was Born To Honey You" to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack.
• Mockumentary film Never Been Thawed has a subplot well-nigh a Christian Rock band chosen The Christers: Information technology's revealed that The Christers used to be a Hardcore Punk band called The Reacharounds, who exclusively wrote this kind of vocal, but decided to switch to a Christian Rock image in the hopes of getting a tape bargain. In a like gag to the South Park instance, we hear a snippet of the Reacharounds song "Fuck" followed by the Christers song "Pray", and information technology becomes apparent they but replaced every instance of the give-and-take "fuck" with "pray", added a few forced rhymes, and changed very little else.

    Literature

• Aldous Huxley, afterwards mysteriously averting this trope in Dauntless New World (in which picayune children are taught to engage in sexual play with each other), invoked this in Ape and Essence where the refrain of the latest popular song is, "Give me detumescence."
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has a jazzy number called "A Cauldron Total of Hot, Strong Dearest":

  Oh, come and stir my cauldron

  And if you do it right

  I'll boil you up some hot, strong beloved

  To continue you warm tonight

• Spoofed in Dave Barry's novel Big Trouble with the fictional hit "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids. (The not-and so-good movie version made this into a existent song. His following novel, Catchy Business, gave "Sex Pootie" a Continuity Nod.)
• King Dork: Tom and Sam's song "I Wanna Ramone Y'all" which mainly consists of the words "I wanna ramone y'all".
• The hit song "Let's Fuck" is at the top of the charts in Super Folks.

    Live-Action Telly

• In an episode of Workaholics, Adam tries to 'save' a wedding that's only been called off by singing a song to his new beloved. Only he's loftier on bath salts, she's crazy and homeless, and his song is all about sucking on her boobs. Information technology's almost romantic with lines like 'I don't intendance that y'all beg for modify'. It's also an Imagine Spot, as for a moment, the scene'due south lighting changes to an almost music video set upwardly, with Jakob Dylan playing while Adam croons. Only to cut back to reality-Adam's all alone, and his singing is awful.
• "Sex Hair" from Parks and Recreation.
  • At i point, the heroes of Male monarch Dork learn a Christian stoner band member whose songs are like this, and the Plucky Comic Relief tells the audition at one point, just to brand sure they're not confused, "This vocal is about the face of God."
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

  You make me com... plete

  • To a bottom extent in the same song:

    The Moon to the tide
    I tin feel you inside

  • Tara'south expression at that line makes it clear that she knows exactly how yous're gonna have that. Keep in mind that magic was used as a really obvious metaphor for sex activity between Willow and Tara from their outset coming together (where they manage to make sexual allusion while talking strictly well-nigh magic), right upward to showing what looked similar mutual orgasms on at least one occasion when a complex, powerful spell was successfully completed.
  • Joss Whedon fifty-fifty says in the commentary that he'd pretty much given upwards on being subtle by that point.
• Used in an episode of Modern Family when Hayley's boyfriend performs a very... explicit song he wrote for her to her family. They are all understandably stunned, just in The Stinger information technology's shown that they are all singing it adjacent forenoon.
• Parodied in the Hot in Cleveland episode "Bridzelka", in which Reverend Boyce (Cedric the Entertainer) sings the bluntly titled "I Wanna Have Sexual activity with You" while reflecting on his pre-church career equally a vocalizer/songwriter.
• Great britain teen series Skins had a fictional TV talent show named Search for a Sexxbomb, featuring such catchy gems as "Juicing Down", "Ass2Ass", and "Rim Licking".

  Rim licking/ Clit flicking/ You lot're the stuffing/ I'grand the chicken/ Said nosotros're clicking/ You lot're all the same licking/ Clock is ticking/ Stick your dick in

  In this club they cannot tame us/ On the dancefloor tongue meets anus/ Boy I demand you in my South Pole/ Put your star into my black pigsty

• Not a total example, but the Dream Sequence music video 'Tongue-Tied' from Red Dwarf at one indicate has backing singers Lister and Rimmer singing "Reproductive system, infant!" complete with hip-thrusts.
• In Mr. Show, the R&B duo "Iii Times 1 Minus One" (or TTOMO) sing the vocal "Ewww, Daughter, Ewww." The music video is this trope, but the lyrics mostly consist of "Ewwww" and "Damn." Information technology's besides Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
• In the How I Met Your Mother episode "Home Wreckers", Ted's mother Virginia gets re-married to a guy named Clint. It's a Running Gag throughout the episode that he is too honest about their sex life, and at their nuptials, he sings a song near Virginia:

  When I squeeze her trembling bust,
  The blood pumps to my loins
  When I penetrate her —

  • The song cuts off later that and Narrator!Ted explains that he blacked out for the next 12 minutes of the song. The song ends:

  And Mahatma Gandhi, and the pancakes, and the dragooon...and you.

• MADtv fabricated a Deconstructive Parody of Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous [Girl]" called "Syphilis Girl" that deals with the aftermath. Timbaland discovers he got an STD from having had unprotected sex with Furtado, and they finish up concluding information technology's their own fault. It really has a good point to make nigh the probable consequences of holding promiscuity upward as a virtue.
• In The Office (US) episode "Dinner Party", January plays a song her assistant (who she is heavily implied to accept slept with) made for her:

  Yous took me by the mitt
  And fabricated me a man
  That ane night, you lot made everything alright\\

    Theatre

• In xiii, The Jerk Jock Brett is trying to ask out Kendra, who is Purity Personified. His best friends come up with a verse filled with sex metaphors.

  Hey, Kendra
  I been thinkin'
  I gotta gotta gotta gotta get with you
  I wanna become all up in your business daughter
  And make yous feel real fine
  Hey, Kendra
  Come closer
  I got myself a make new rockin' equus caballus
  Why don't y'all come on here, mama, and rock it rock it all night long

Keep in listen its target demographic is young teens.

    Webcomics

    Web Blitheness

• Helluva Boss:
  • During Jump Break, Verosika Mayday sings a song chosen "Vacay to Os Town" that's all virtually enjoying sex activity as a way to relax. All the while, she'due south using her power every bit a Amuse Person to drive the oversupply into a sinful orgy.
  • Invoked in the vocal "House of Asmodeus". Asmodeus, the possessor of OZZIE'S and the king of the Ring of Lust, sings an Anti-Love Song to tell Moxxie that if he's going to perform on his stage, he needs to terminate singing his dearest song and sing something more graphic to fit the theme of his establishment.

    Web Original

• In ane pre-reboot episode of My Little Pony: The Mentally Advanced Series Scootaloo'due south contribution to the talent contest was a song called "Working My Twerking", which she wrote to 'spread the message of love' and about how she's a 'sexy horse god of dear'. Keep in mind that Scootaloo is a filly.

  I'one thousand working on my twerking/My libido's always lurking!/'Cause yous're such a pretty pony/ and this feeling can't be phony/I will take y'all out to dinner/Make y'all feel like such a winner/And earlier the night is over/brand you lot feel like such a sinner!

• In Warhammer Idol Month a lot of the songs have shades of this, such every bit "Promethium Passion Lover", Macha'southward "Merits Me" - with lines like "You lot are worthy, y'all must claim me", "If there'due south no pressure level, in that location'll exist no pleasure!", "I've seen our destined date, I don't mind yous're late, now bear witness me that this is our fate!" - and so Slania of Slaanesh (predictably) throws out all subtlety with "Requite Me"'s blatantly explicit lyrics.

    Western Animation

• South Park:
  • One of the best parodies when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician by switching "baby" for "Jesus" in a standard song similar this. Hence, all of his songs are almost loving Jesus...that fashion.

  I want to get down on my knees and get-go pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face...

  • And and so when the boys started a male child band, their large song was "Finger Bang", which Cartman thought was almost making a pretend gun with your hand and pointing it at someone.
  • Pretty much every time Chef sings, intentional or not.
• Family Guy gives us the Trope Namer, shown in the quote at the superlative of the page.
• American Dad! has Hayley invent a song that could be best named "Doing It Doing It."

  Doin' it, doin' information technology. D-d-Doin' it.

  Should nosotros suspension for lunch?

  Nope! Let'southward keep doin' it, doin' it.

  Someone's at the door.

  I don't care!

  We're doin' it, doin' it.

  Wanna put on our hikin' boots?

  Yes, nosotros'll wear them while we're doin' it, doin' it.

  I similar the rhythm, information technology is my method.

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "Yeah, I wrote that. Information technology's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'. And and so in y-parentheses it says 'Til the Break of Dawn'".
• Bob'due south Burgers: In "Nutrient Truckin'", one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are really about whales.
• "Good Lovin'" from the Animated Accommodation of Soul Music.

  Be my baby and I'll be your fool,
  My expert lovin's gonna blow your cool,
  We'll be makin' beloved the whole night through,
  Til the morn low-cal!

• In the Penguins of Madagascar episode "Mental Hen", Kowalski does a mating dance as he waves his behind at the titular hen, singing things like "tell it to the swagger end, baby", "Salty lick, sister" and "Yous can't handle the Kowalski". If you lot know how bird mating works, y'all'll most definitely meet this song equally nix else but this. 1 has to wonder if the censors were hurrying for lunch interruption.
• Steven Universe has always featured Gem Fusion equally a metaphor for relationships, including sexual ones. The episode "The Respond" features a song that Ruby and Sapphire sing which is apparently nigh the starting time time they fused, but parts of the lyrics tin be interpreted as i person having had sexual practice for the kickoff fourth dimension and the other having made dearest for the first time rather than having sex randomly.

  Ruby: Oh... Um... I but can't stop thinking...

  Sapphire: So... Um... Did you say I was different?

  Ruby: And you hadn't earlier?

  Sapphire: Of course not! When would I have e'er?

  Ruby: I'm so sorry!

  Sapphire: No no, don't be!

• The Oh Yeah! Cartoons brusque "The Feelers" had Mitzi Moth of the titular rock band of anthropomorphic insects sing a rather suggestive song called "100 Watts of Dearest".

  Mitzi: I can handle any candle, I'm a match for whatsoever lucifer, and most flashlights I can laissez passer right by. Only there is a light I see who is just fila-meant for me. You must agree I find him ane vivid guy!

  Mitzi, Mo, Max, and Stinger: 'Cause he's 100 watts of dear! Aye, he's 100 watts of beloved!

  Mitzi: Oh, his kisses really fire and all the same I always will return to get 100 watts!

• Robot Craven gives us the Avatar-inspired "Blue Rabbits F**king.". Sung by Patrick Stump, no less.
• The Simpsons had a 1-shot graphic symbol named Lurleen Lumpkin, who attempts to seduce Homer with the incomparably subtle "Bunk With Me Tonight." Which mostly consists of her singing those four words repeatedly. Homer doesn't get it.

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...tonight. Yeah, babe. ^* All dark long. Feels so good.

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